Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming.
Bungee Breaks
I'll bet you this was the last time this guy ever bungee jumped. Actually, this was probably the last time this guy ever walked.
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Car Jumper
I don't think this is real but, if it is, well... all the better.
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Big Gun 4
Why didn't anybody warn this guy? Is there really a person who could handle this thing?
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Inline Skater Smashes Nuts
This is nothing. I do this kind of thing all the time and it doesn't hurt a b... aww, who am I kidding? This guy's voice is now three octives higher.
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Figure Skating Bloopers
I'll bet more people would have watched the Olympics if there was more of this too. Some times I think people only watch figure skating because they think they might get to see somebody lose a finger.
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Cheerleader That Keeps On Cheering
Hey, what's a little paralysis when you have this much team spirit? Wouldn't it be terrible if she had some spinal cord injury and she was totally crippled for doing this?
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Dizzy Cat
Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be.
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Hit Me Baby
Hit them one more time. Use something hard this time too, like a hammer or a lug-wrench.
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